Inspire Positivity with Inspirational Quotes
When life gives you lemons, make a margarita and find someone to share it with.
#funny inspirational quotes
Life is too short to be serious all the time. Embrace your inner goofball and let the world wonder what you're up to!
Remember, even your worst days only have 24 hours.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are on back order.
Do something today that your future self will thank you for.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. Smile and inspire.
Change is not a four-letter word, but often your reaction to it is!
I'm not a smart aleck; I'm a skilled motivational speaker.
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
I used to play sports, but then I found out you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito.
I'm not arguing; I'm just explaining why I'm right.
You can't make everyone happy unless you're a piece of chocolate.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
You're not lazy; you're just on energy-saving mode.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive anyway.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde
I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde